Category Archives: parenting

Some people don’t like food going to waist

  Where did you hide food as a kid?  You know, that food you didn’t want to eat, but your parents insisted you should have. I can remember not eating my sandwiches my mom packed, and for a time, the … Continue reading

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When my cat lost her male kittens I had to call missing purr sons.

It seems that having three children is all the rage right now. Let me be completely and utterly clear.  I am fixed.  Unless divine intervention takes hold, we are not having another child. Still, I’m curious about this three child … Continue reading

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I just left the worst food themed theme park ever. Goodbye, Gruel World!

Have you had your yum yucked? If you’ve tried to convince a child of any age to diversify their food portfolio, you probably have.  Imagine this, you have been eating something, enjoyed it, offered it to your child (or had it stolen … Continue reading

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The editor received his award with sheer delete

Guess what ladies?  I win.  That’s right. I am the worst mommy ever. I am nominated for this award several times a day by my three year old, Mini-ion #2.  It generally comes in conjunction with my saying no to … Continue reading

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For insomnia move to the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.

I found myself thinking, in the middle of the night, “how did I get here?”.  Here was laying on the very edge of my bed, while multiple bodies were absorbing the small half that is my side. Ultimately I blame … Continue reading

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The most non-confrontational age of kids is when they benign

If the mini-ions had a facebook account, I believe they would parent shame us.  I haven’t seen buzzfeed do a reel about it, so I believe it could be new. If one of them gets in trouble, the other one … Continue reading

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I Wasn’t Privy To The Bathroom Details

Previously posted on Bleeping Motherhood Let’s talk potty training. Or potty learning.  Or getting the hell out of buying more diapers. I’ve heard cloth diapering is an option. Now in the midst of potty training, I believe that’s what I’m … Continue reading

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